Friends- Chapter Nine
Chyta has an unwanted haircut
Huh?" Alla asked confusedly.
There was a creature in the brush! She was another flying lioness. She still had a tassel on her tail.
She was a mild, deep green, with bobbed dark yellow hair. She was utterly befuddled, judging from the look on her face.
"Th- Thinacy?" she stuttered.
Her voice was high and a bit squeaky, like a chipmunk's, and it was definitely a girl's voice, but it had hints of a strong personality.
She had a slightly English accent, (sound demonstration: She hod a sloightlee Ayenglish ohccent) and altogether, her voice sounded very interesting.
It took Chyta and Kimcy a while to realize that "Delevine" was not a word, exclamation, curse or thing, but the name of the lioness!
Kim and Alla obviously hadn't caught the idea yet. Their mouths were still hanging open like a loose cupboard door.
"Delevine's my cousin," explained Thinacy.
Just then, they heard a noise behind them in the trees. "Oh yay," said Kimcy miserably. "More... fun."
"Huh?" Asked Delevine, confused.
A fox with a wide grin and flashing white teeth stepped out. He also had dual samurai swords strapped to his back. "Hello ladies and isn't this your lucky day? You've stumbled upon Sleazo the gift to womankind!"
"Um?" said Thinacy. He turned to her and Kimcy. His eyes narrowed, his wide grin turning malicious. "Oh I know you two! The trespassers!"
"Uh oh..." said Kimcy slowly. "Are-you-the-fox-whose-cave-we-slept-in-and-roast-we-ate?"
"Right on!" he said coldly, advancing towards them. "And do you remember I said I would get revenge?"
"Um..." said Chyta. "There is such a thing as punctuation, you know."
"Puncture what?" said Thinacy.
"Oh the gray lioness is merely remarking on my handsomeness," said Sleazo.
"NO I AM NOT!" roared Chyta. "I am saying, that you can pause, when, you, speak, like, this!!! It saves a LOT of breath."
"Anyway..." continued Sleazo, still advancing Kimcy and Thinacy. "Time to die silly lioness things."
"Oh no you don't," said Chyta. "No you do NOT!" Sleazo still advanced, smiling evilly. "Goodbye evil devil lioness things." and with that he threw both of his swords. They both missed. He bounded over, retrieving them, before Chyta got to them. He threw one at her. Luckily, he was a terrible thrower. It did not kill Chyta, but did, however, cut her hair very short, like Delevine and Thinacy's.
"OKAY, THAT'S IT!" shrieked Chyta, leaping on top of Sleazo, who was about to throw a knife at Thinacy.
"No one- chops- my- hair- like- that!" she said, punctuating each word with a blow. And since there is no defeating an angry lioness in battle, Sleazo slunk off.
"We will meet again devils," he snarled.
Everyone slowly turned to Chyta, including Delevine.
"Um..." said Alla. "That was... odd."
"Compared to Tzelly and the Freak Superstore, that was NOTHING," muttered Chyta.
Delevine's mouth slowly dropped open. "That... was.. AWESOME!"
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